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Showing posts with label Remake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Remake. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Evil Dead Ending THE REAL ENDING ! PROOF and EVIDENCE


We have the ending of how the remake of Evil Dead.
We recently got our hands on the first draft of the script, and found things that we thought were amazing.
We do know that this is the first draft of the script but given the following section of the script and the scenes that were put in the trailer but not spotted in the film give us good reason to suspect that there is an alternate ending out there that's kicking around.
The images you see to your left are pieces we dug up on that post credit scene. 



 The End.

(AFTER CREDITS BONUS SCENE)

EXT- ROAD THROUGH THE WOODS- DAWN

The sound of thousands of insects buzzing.

CLOSE on a trail of blood that runs next to the deserted road-MIA walk in front of it.

She holds a tight grip on the remains of her left arm.

Her pace is slow and clumsy, her legs and arms are covered in blood.

After a few steps, she faints, falling to the ground-

Seconds later, a big read truck (with a "LAZY MARY" bumper stick on it), stops next to her.

The driver, a corpulent FARMER wearing a flannel shirt and a ball cap comes down from the vehicle and darts toward the body.

Billy Bob
What in God's name...

The Wife looks through the window.

The Wife
What is it Billy Bob!?

BILLY BOB
Are you okay Kiddo?

Mia opens her eyes and looks at him- she's still alive and extends her severed arm towards her savior.

He spots the horrific wound.

BILLY BOB (CONT'D)
Lord almighty                    

                                 CUT TO:
INT- FARMER"S TRUCK

Mia lays in the back seat. She has a thick piece of rubber around her wounded arm. The bleeding has stopped now.

BILLY BOB
Don't you worry kid, I'm taking you to the hospital and they'll patch you up in not time...You'll be right as rain.

We stay on Mia's face for an instant.

Sunddenly, she opens her eyes -

They are as black as the night -

She gives us a creepy smile.

THE REAL END.


Monday, May 6, 2013

The Crow Script Reviewd: It's Terrible


The Crow remake script has been reviewed. Yes, we know its just a script and there will probably be some adjustments made, but What The Fuck. I made a list of everything that just doesn't work in the script. Again THIS IS JUST A FIRST DRAFT.
Below is what you will find to be in the script. There will be changes we all hope.

  • Eric Draven is not a rock muscian he's a police officer.
  • Killed on side of the road as he was going to purpose to his lover Shelly.
  • They both grew up in a christian orphanage.
  • Eric can quote bible verses from memory.
  • starts off with him becoming the crow in the first five minutes.
  • They take in a boy this time named Jason who they look after now he's on the police force that Eric is on. 
  • Eric notices his change when he doesn't see his reflection in the mirror so to see himself he paints himself and puts on his tuxedo and then the crow comes on his shoulder 
  • he has ghost powers so he can see posses people 
  • quoted in the script as a reverse spider-man? (I don't even know what that means)
  • Like a mess of garbage from The Crow graphic novel combined with the first draft of The Boondocks Saints mixed with pages of a gothic teenagers poetry book

The Crow has Been Cast

Now a days every movie is going to be remade, hell I think there going remake Salo 120 days of sodom. The Crow remake is official and has finally found its lead actor. After months and months of reports of Channing Tatum, James McAvoy and True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard showing interest in the gothic role, Luke Evans has been picked to fill the role.
Luke Evans is new to the scene starring in such films as Clash of the Titans, The Three Musketeers  and Immortals.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Evil Dead (2013)

The new Evil Dead is nothing short of amazing and is every bit a modern horror masterpiece as it is an intense thrill ride.
Evil Dead starts out with a back story of the book of the dead which is very riveting from the get go. The back story plays more like an appetizer for what is to come. The main story starts and you see five friends going to a cabin. David (Shiloh Fernandez) returns with his new girlfriend Natalie (Elizabeth Blackmore) after running away from his family and starting a new life while his sister Mia (Jane Levy) gets addicted to what seems like Chrystal Meth. David finds out his sister Mia almost died due to an over does and is conflicted with what his friends Eric (Lou Taylor Pucci) and the registered nurse Olivia (Jessica Lucas) are doing to get Mia cleaned up.
There are some logic issues with the films, like when Eric and David find dead cats in the basement and they don't leave the cabin. Or when David finds his dog dead. Thank you Fede Alvarez for killing the dog, he doesn't pull any shit like oh the dog saves the day no, no, NO! Also Eric finds the book of the dead or the Necronomicon-Ex Mortis all barbed wired and wrapped in a garbage bag. So what does he do? He opens it, studies it and says those words even though the markings on the pages say in big red scratch marks "Don't say these words!" or "He is always watching." but proceeds to say those words anyways which releases the demons. There are also some spotty dialogue here and there but you can over look that. 
Levy knocks it out of the park playing the girl going through withdrawals. She Screams swears and cries with agony while begging to get out of the cabin. Finally she feels as if everyone is against her and makes an escape. I could feel a connection with Mia because I have felt those feelings personally in my life that  Levy
conveys.
After Mia escapes she crashes and an iconic scene takes place which is gloriously done. When Mia is brought back and starts telling her friends what she saw no one believes her until shit hits the fans.
When shit hits the fan, the movie just straps you in like a roller coaster and keeps going.
When you hear Mia get possessed, scream and say "You're all going to die tonight." The hair on your arms will stand up, you will get butterflies in your stomach and you will anxiously await what this film throws at you.
The only problem is that they flash to a page in the book which shows an illustration of what is going to happen to a certain individual. This is not a major problem because they do enhance the action or throw in their own twist but the surprise of it gets lost in the translation.
As the film progresses it gets very intense arms get cut off, needles in eyes, my favorite is the meat cutter one where you hear possessed Mia "Don't do it, you little bitch! Don't cut it off!" and well you can imagine what happens next.
The intensity that this film creates is unmatched to anything I have seen in the past decade. My mouth was on the floor while I saw some of the most violent and graphic scenes ever put to an R rating (18A Canada). I have seen less violent NC-17 films.
The final act of the film is extremely intense, the whole screen is painted in blood and there's a final scene with a chainsaw that makes all the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies look tame and lame in comparison.
Evil Dead is a great remake, it delivers on what it shows in the trailers. It's not "The Most Terrifying Film You Will Ever Experience" as the poster displays nor is it the scariest one, but it is one of the most intense films I have seen in the last 10 years. The complaints that this movie isn't funny is bullshit. This is NOT Evil Dead II,  This is NOT Army of Darkness. This is a whole new experience for a new generation of Evil Dead fans and die hard fans will be pleased on Fede Alvarez take on a classic film.

4.5 out of 5

Friday, April 12, 2013

Cujo Remake Official

Stephen King's 1981 novel Cujo was first made into a film in 1983 where we saw a rabid St Brenard terrorize a family. Yeah, those people who go awe dogs are so cute, NO FUCK THEM they lick you hump you, jump on you, hump your leg. That's sexual assault not cute.
Now Cujo has entered the remake circuit as Sun Classic Pictures announces the remake. No word yet on who will be in it or directing it but it should be out this year. 


Press Release 
"Lang Elliott, President & CEO of Sunn Classic Pictures, Inc., announced that Sunn plans to produce the remake of “CUJO” this year representing the 30th Anniversary since Sunn produced and distributed the original “CUJO” motion picture in l983, based upon Stephen King’s novel. The l983 version was highly successful at the worldwide box-office and, compared with today’s inflation and higher ticket prices, the box-office would be well over $225 million even without ancillary sales (i.e., DVD, cable, free television, pay-per-view, etc.).
“CUJO” is the story of a large, playful St. Bernard dog that is transformed into a hideous killing machine after being infected by rabies. Donna Trenton’s car is on the fritz, and she and her son take her ailing automobile to their mechanic. Upon their arrival, the car stalls and refuses to restart. The mechanic fails to appear so Donna searches for him. The transformed, maniacal “CUJO” reveals himself; he is highly agitated and very aggressive. Donna hardly recognizes this filthy, monstrous creature foaming at the mouth. Suddenly “CUJO” charges Donna, who barely makes it back into the car for protection. Trapped with her son and the windows rolled up, the sweltering heat begins to take its toll. “CUJO’s” powerful state of insanity and violence await."